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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-27-2019, 07:52 AM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 6/27

How to Wash the Cat>>>>>

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

2. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

3. At this point the cat will self agitate, never mind the noise that comes from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. Flush the toilet three or four times, this provides a power wash and rinse

4.CAUTION! Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

5. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The DOG
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-27-2019, 07:57 AM
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Iím thinking what this would look like.......funny.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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And make sure your cat is big enough not to flush and your toilet is not one of the bucket of golf balls one.
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-28-2019, 10:17 AM
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As an additional benefit, it also cleans he toilet....
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-28-2019, 10:35 AM
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Thanks, now I know the reason, if I ever see a seriously agitated blue cat!
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