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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-26-2019, 06:51 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 6/26/19

Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were separating.

“Why Daddy?” asked a confused Little Johnny.

“Well, son” he explained, “Your mother and I are no longer in love.”

Now more confused, Little Johnny asked, “What does being in love mean?”

“Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes home from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door. Your mom and I have lost that love.”

“But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you come home, so she must still be in love with you.”

“I don’t understand, son. When has your mother recently been excited when I arrive home from work?”

“Well, sometimes when the mailman is here and you pull into the driveway, she jumps up and down and shouts at the top of her lungs, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!”

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-26-2019, 07:42 AM
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Does the milkman know about this?
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Yes and he’s pretty shook up about it too.

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Clearly Dad wasn't buying her flowers.
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The news is out....NOW the personal trainer, the vacuum cleaner salesman, the plumber and even the paper boy are treating to stop their services......
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-26-2019, 10:18 AM
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A recent study showed many gov't employees spend time on personal business while at work.
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I guess she just liked the way he delivered the male.....

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-26-2019, 10:15 PM
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I can hear the thin ice cracking under my feet so I will just shut up. Waugh!

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