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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-25-2019, 07:09 PM Thread Starter
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Frog goes to the bank.....

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-25-2019, 07:19 PM
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Sure....... it will be on JOTD and/or the unofficial joke of the day in a couple of weeks.
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Best laugh I have had all week.
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-26-2019, 06:55 AM
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Funny but.......you do know itís a JOTD rerun, right?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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It can't be a rerun....I changed two of the words.....

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Funny but.......you do know itís a JOTD rerun, right?

I did not have the heart to tell em. Waugh!

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Gets funny every time I hear it.
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