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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 06-24-2019, 08:39 AM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 6/24

Homeless problem >>>>>

I invited a young homeless man to come live with me and my wife for a while. He took a nice long bath, shaved and I bought a small wardrobe of brand new clothes for him. Then I took him to a hair stylist for finishing touches. He looked quite presentable. He was very personable and seemed quite intelligent.

It wasn't long before I noticed my wife behaving strangely towards him. She seemed flirtatious. I began to suspect my wife had developed romantic feelings toward the man.

I spoke to the man privately and told him of my observations and suspicions. Then I asked him directly if he planned to romance my wife and run off with her.

"Absolutely not" he insisted.

So I kicked him out of the house and I'm looking for a new young homeless man to live with us.
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 06-24-2019, 09:16 AM
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This is a no brainer for the homeless guy. You gave him a place to live, cleaned him up, got him new clothes and got him a haircut. I think hed rather run off with you.

Its funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious
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