I invited a young homeless man to come live with me and my wife for a while. He took a nice long bath, shaved and I bought a small wardrobe of brand new clothes for him. Then I took him to a hair stylist for finishing touches. He looked quite presentable. He was very personable and seemed quite intelligent.
It wasn't long before I noticed my wife behaving strangely towards him. She seemed flirtatious. I began to suspect my wife had developed romantic feelings toward the man.
I spoke to the man privately and told him of my observations and suspicions. Then I asked him directly if he planned to romance my wife and run off with her.
"Absolutely not" he insisted.
So I kicked him out of the house and I'm looking for a new young homeless man to live with us.