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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-18-2018, 08:08 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 11/18/18

DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have their way with me tonight!!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "close enough.Ē
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-18-2018, 10:03 AM
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Morale has improved ever since Bessie moved in...
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Morale has improved ever since Bessie moved in...
Too bad the jokes haven't.

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Maybe we could arrange for Bessie to move in with DC at JOTD HQ ?
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Sheís over at POTD. Bates was the elderly gentleman.
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Maybe we could arrange for Bessie to move in with DC at JOTD HQ ?
Bessie could probably post a few good laughs!
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