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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-04-2018, 05:23 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 1/4

Can February march? >>>>>>>

No. But April may

If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow.

Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin.

Changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"

My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Just look for the fresh prints

We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans.

A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar. The bartender gave it to her.

Want to hear a word I just made up?
Plagiarism.

The first rule of Alzheimer's club, is don't talk about chess club.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Say what you want about deaf people...

I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-04-2018, 06:19 PM
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No pun intended, but funny, should've saved some for another day when humor was not present..
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-04-2018, 07:26 PM
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That's like a month of good jokes . Maybe dc21 will pull one out of the hat?

"Lazy people think of the easy way to do the hard stuff"
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