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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-29-2017, 11:10 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 12/30

Jehovah's Witness >>>>>

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in. He said, "Yeah, okay." I said "I'm just making a cup of tea, do you want one?" He said, "Yeah, sure." I said, "I've just made some toast do you want a slice?" He said, "Yeah, why not." We sat down and I asked him, "So what now?" He said, "I don't know, I've never got this far before!"
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LOL sounds like the ladies that pulled into my driveway this spring. I told them I would show them my garden out back. Got a weird look and they left. My garden was actually pretty nice this year.
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why havent you ever invited the short bus crew in ?

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why havent you ever invited the short bus crew in ?


C'mon bp, isn't the answer obvious?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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I know this never happened because the JW's always travel in pairs. Also, they never enter a stranger's house because weirdos might wanna show them their "gardens."
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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