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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-28-2017, 06:39 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 12/28/17

The City's largest Charitable Organization realized that it had never received a donation
from the city's most successful lawyer. So a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income
is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something
back to your community?

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show you that my mother
is dying after a long painful illness, and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?'

Embarrassed, the rep mumbles, 'Uh... No, I didn't know that.'

'Secondly,' says the lawyer, 'did it show that my brother, a disabled Veteran, is blind and confined
to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?

The stricken rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

'Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident,
leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another
that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?'

The humiliated rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry. I had no idea.

So the lawyer says, 'So, if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you I'd give any to you?"



(Fixed it for ya, bp)
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious

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I love lawyer jokes.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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So the lawyer says, 'So, if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you I'd give ant to you?"

not well spoken, doesnt use good sentences, not sure how successful he really is ?
he is cheap.......wont give an "ant" !

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I was hoping you'd have gotten a new joke book for Christmas. There's always next year.
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I was hoping you'd have gotten a new joke book for Christmas. There's always next year.



I'm glad to see you still have hope because without hope, all is lost.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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because without hope, all is lost.
Lost, much like humor in the JOTD.
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