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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-26-2017, 10:01 AM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 12/26 Dream of 2018

Recently, at Mar-A-Lago...

Trump wakes up in the middle of the night to an eerie sound.

Standing before him is the ghost of Christmas past.
Trump asks," Why are you here?"
The ghost says, "You know all that nasty stuff you did in the past is all true, you little bum."
Trump replies, "So? I still got elected president, didn't I?"
The ghost replies,"Yes, and yet you shall suffer."

Next appears the ghost of Christmas present.
Trump asks," Why are you here?"
The ghost replies, "You know all that nasty stuff you've done since becoming president is all true, you little bum."
Trump replies, "So? I'm still president, aren't I?"
The ghost replies,"Yes, and yet you shall suffer."

Next appears the ghost of Christmas future.
Trump says, "Yeah, yeah, you're here to tell me that all the nasty stuff I'm gonna do in the future while president is all gonna be true, right?
The ghost of Christmas future replies, "Nope. Very soon in the future, you actually become a very nice person and a gentleman, going out of your way to act maturely, please everyone and be respectful to all people, regardless of color, race, nationality or religion.
Trump replies," Are you crazy? Why on Earth would I ever want to do any of THAT nasty stuff?"
The ghost of Christmas future replies, "Because that's the kind of behavior the warden will expect."
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Sad....We'll see what the Ghost of Christmas Future really has to say and to whom.

Only fools fight in a burning house...Day of the dove

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Didn't know that this was the Political forum.

Shoot straight

People are sick of politicians, and me, I hate cats in the house.
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