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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-25-2017, 09:04 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 12/25/17

Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner.

The family members bowed their heads in expectation.

Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles.

Then he began to thank God for the food.

He gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the Christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. Then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited.

After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the Brussels sprouts, won't he know that I'm lying?"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-25-2017, 10:28 AM
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Yes he will.

I thought the JOTD staff would have at least been given Christmas day off Scrooge.
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Who doesnt love Brussel Sporuts?

Plenty of scouting and good habitat makes for a great hunt.

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I thought the JOTD staff would have at least been given Christmas day off Scrooge.

Staff is off, chief cook and bottle washer is on duty.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Who doesnt love Brussel Sporuts?

Lee. Didn't you read the story?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Lee. Didn't you read the story?
Lee never had them made with bacon.
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Betcha Lee's dog finds them quite a gas.
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Staff is off, chief cook and bottle washer is on duty.
After reading the JOTD, that was kinda obvious.......................
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After reading the JOTD, that was kinda obvious.......................

I agree, funny stuff like that doesn't just fall of the trees.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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I agree, funny stuff like that doesn't just fall of the trees.
Nope, stuff like that falls out of the back end of a well fed bull.
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