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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-23-2017, 10:57 AM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 12/23

I finally found the true meaning of Xmas.

It's for people who can't spell Christmas.

Santa goes to his psychiatrist and says: "Doc, I just don't believe in myself."

Santa has a tenth reindeer, Olive. She's mentioned in the song, "Olive the other reindeer.......................................... ......"

Christmas is like a day at the office. You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.

I like to decorate our tree with the grandkids, but now that they're getting older it's harder to find branches that will support their weight.

This year, I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking stuffer.

One of the grandkids ate some decorations from the tree. Now he has tinselitis.


Merry Christmas everyone from the UJOTD staff!!
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-23-2017, 11:05 AM
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This year, I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.

Is her name Peg?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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