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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Huntingdon Co, PA
Unofficial joke of the day 12/23
I finally found the true meaning of Xmas.
It's for people who can't spell Christmas.
Santa goes to his psychiatrist and says: "Doc, I just don't believe in myself."
Santa has a tenth reindeer, Olive. She's mentioned in the song, "Olive the other reindeer.......................................... ......"
Christmas is like a day at the office. You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
I like to decorate our tree with the grandkids, but now that they're getting older it's harder to find branches that will support their weight.
This year, I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking stuffer.
One of the grandkids ate some decorations from the tree. Now he has tinselitis.
Merry Christmas everyone from the UJOTD staff!!