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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-20-2017, 07:46 PM Thread Starter
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dieting ?

A dietician was addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing

that is the most dangerous of all and all of us eat it.


Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?


You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-20-2017, 09:33 PM
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In other words, let the frosting begin?
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I was thinking broccoli casserole.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-21-2017, 11:09 AM
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This joke left me in tiers.
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