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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-20-2017, 06:30 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 12/20/17

The flood

One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.

Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house.

Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again?"

Lena said, "Oh yah, dats my husband Wald; I tole dat lazy-such and such he vasgonna cut da grass today, come HECK or high water!!!!:lol
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-20-2017, 06:54 AM
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Sure hope old Wald's smart enough not to use the electric mower.
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William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-20-2017, 07:18 AM
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took a little work to get the 8 foot tall snorkel attached to the mower but hey, happy wife, happy life

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-20-2017, 07:49 AM
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Happy wife? Only in your dreams.
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Plenty of scouting and good habitat makes for a great hunt.

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