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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-19-2017, 09:35 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 12/20

Cold winter .......

The Indians asked their Chief in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the Winter was going to be cold with lots of snow and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?" The man on the phone responded, "This Winter is going to be quite cold indeed."
So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold Winter." So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the Winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"
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I thought this was the joke about coldwater the dog cleaning dishes.
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I thought this was the joke about coldwater the dog cleaning dishes.
You old guys scare me. Don't see the connection. You still drive and use guns. Maybe even while driving. You just don't remember.
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Maybe because I can't relate with gas heat. And we drink beer.
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Maybe because I can't relate with gas heat. And we drink beer.
Beer is good!
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with posts like this it will be a long, cold winter........................

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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-20-2017, 06:24 AM
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Beer is good!
As is a little firewater....just sayin.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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A joke so nice, it's been told twice! Another JOTD rerun but.......still funny

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Old jokes never die, as long as Bucksnorrt is around, keep up the good work...
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-20-2017, 08:19 AM
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Old jokes never die, as long as Bucksnorrt is around, keep up the good work...


Yeah, he's like Antenna TV or the History Channel.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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