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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-18-2017, 07:13 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 12/18/17

The Broccoli Casserole


A woman goes to her new boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'. The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a sly smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pressure again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer, brrrrrop.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled: 'Skippy!' Once again the woman smiled and thought, 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart out in a blast that rivaled a clap of thunder.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled: 'Skippy, come HERE! Get away from that woman before she craps on you!'
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Broccoli casserole does that to me and I don't even have a dog.
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Finally a joke I can relate to.

Plenty of scouting and good habitat makes for a great hunt.

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I'm glad someone had the nerve to clear the air.
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old potty humor................

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old potty humor................


Is that a Boston accent?
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Is that a Boston accent?
as a matter of fact, no.

it is the good old PA fracker accent.........
for those that may not know, half the family were farmers & the other half coal workers.....hence fracker

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