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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-15-2017, 01:31 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 12/16

bad primer goes to a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." bad primer then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." bad primer says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into his job at McDonalds with his new thermos. His moronic boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then says, "What does it do?" bad primer, the burger flipper replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" bad primer replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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how does the thermos know which is hot & which is cold ?
the clerk could`nt tell me.

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Sounds like some of the guys I work with..... lol
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btw, the punctuation was well done however it needs paragraphing.

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btw, the punctuation was well done however it needs paragraphing.
I just copy/paste. Changing the name to protect the innocence is time consuming enough, but, that might slow me down enough to get back on the same day to keep dc21 happy.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-15-2017, 02:29 PM
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It's funnier with two cups of coffee and a popsicle.


Btw, what's today's date? I'm all confused.
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