bad primer goes to a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." bad primer then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." bad primer says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into his job at McDonalds with his new thermos. His moronic boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then says, "What does it do?" bad primer, the burger flipper replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" bad primer replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."