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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-15-2017, 07:40 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 12/15/17

Wald went to the liquor store yesterday afternoon on his bicycle, he bought a bottle of Jack Daniels and put it in the bicycle basket he mounted on the handlebars.

As he was about to leave, he thought to himself that if he fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So he drank all the Jack Daniels before he cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because he fell off his bicycle seven times on the way home.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-15-2017, 07:44 AM
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That might explain the times he fell off the short buss.............or not......

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-15-2017, 07:48 AM
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Sure beats falling off the wagon.
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It might explain the time the short bus got rolled on its side. I thought it was badprimer but now I'm not sure.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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that was good thinking on Wald`s part. there is a saying, waste not, want not......................

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I'm a Knobb Creek drinker so you must have me confused with somebody else

"Lazy people think of the easy way to do the hard stuff"
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That might explain the times he fell off the short buss.............or not......
Stop slurring your words buzz, I think we found the JD drinker

"Lazy people think of the easy way to do the hard stuff"
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