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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-14-2017, 07:26 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 12/14/17

ROMANTIC TEXT MESSAGE



AN ELDERLY COUPLE LEARNED TO SEND TEXT MESSAGES ON THEIR MOBILE PHONES.

THE WIFE, A RETIRED COLLEGE ENGLISH INSTRUCTOR WITH EMPHASIS ON THE CLASSICS, WAS AN
UNAPOLOGETIC ROMANTIC; HER HUSBAND, A RETIRED SALTY NAVY CHIEF PETTY OFFICER OF THIRTY
YEARS' SERVICE, WAS A NO-NONSENSE GUY.


ONE AFTERNOON THE WIFE WENT TO THE LOCAL STARBUCK'S TO MEET A FRIEND FOR COFFEE. WHILE AWAITING
HER FRIEND'S ARRIVAL, SHE EXERCISED HER NEW SKILL BY SENDING HER HUSBAND A ROMANTIC

TEXT MESSAGE:

"IF YOU ARE SLEEPING, SEND ME YOUR DREAMS.
IF YOU ARE LAUGHING, SEND ME YOUR SMILE.
IF YOU ARE EATING, SEND ME A BITE.
IF YOU ARE DRINKING, SEND ME A SIP.
IF YOU ARE CRYING, SEND ME YOUR TEARS. I LOVE YOU."


THE HUSBAND RESPONDED:
"I'M IM ON THE TOILET, PLEASE ADVISE."

ALMOST BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYES.
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Send me a pic of obama.
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ahhhh, the smell of romance.........................

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-14-2017, 08:01 AM
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That joke has been around for longer than text messaging.
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ALMOST BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYES.
I think I've been in a few restrooms that you recently visited.

Plenty of scouting and good habitat makes for a great hunt.

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Why are you shouting? She told you chicken was for dinner

"Lazy people think of the easy way to do the hard stuff"
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Why are you shouting? She told you chicken was for dinner

Read my shopping cart post and you'll know why I'm shouting.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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