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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-13-2017, 07:42 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 12/13/17

One day two Minnesotans, Ole and Sven, found themselves adrift in a lifeboat on Lake Superior. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp.

He rubbed the lamp vigorously and suddenly, a genie came forth. This Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without thinking, or consulting Sven, Ole immediately blurted out, 'turn da entire lake into Carlsberg beer'.

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake Superior turned into Carlsberg beer and just as quickly the genie vanished.

Now only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their new circumstances.

Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted, and after a long tension-filled moment, Sven said, "Nice going Ole! Now vee are going to have to pee in da boat."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-13-2017, 08:13 AM
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Better just to stay with the Lake Huron.
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At least Ole didnt ask for Bud Lite. But then they could have peed in the lake.
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Better just to stay with the Lake Huron.

Or the lake you're in.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Thought that maybe if I waited a while to read the JOTD, like now in the evening, they might seem funny.

I was wrong.
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I was wrong.


Not surprising, you're always wrong. Have a Carlsberg and read it again.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Or the lake ur ine.
there, fixed it for ya
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I knew you would fix that Wald. You ain't just riding that short bus, you're learning too!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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