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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2017, 03:07 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 12/13

A group of old men were sitting around in >>>>>>

the nursing home comparing notes regarding their various ailments:
dc21: "My hands are so shaky, I can hardly lift this cup."
LostAgain: "My cataracts are so bad, I can't see to pour my coffee."
Laylow: "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."
BCozhunter: "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy."
RonM: "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old."
buzz: "Yes, but it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we can all still drive."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2017, 03:21 PM
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Driving my car is not a problem....driving nails is what concerns me...you know the fingers.....
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2017, 05:32 PM
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Stick around, the UJOTD for 12/14 should be posted soon.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Driving my car is not a problem....driving nails is what concerns me...you know the fingers.....
How many fingers do you normally get when your driving your car.............

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-13-2017, 07:35 AM
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Almost 8 characters in this one.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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