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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-08-2017, 04:18 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 12/8

How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand, Wainzoid as he set the man’s broken leg.

“Well, doc, 25 years ago… ”

“Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.”

“Like I was saying… 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I’d gone to bed, the farmer’s beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.

Wainzoid said, “No, everything is fine.”

“Are you sure?” she asked.

“I’m sure,” I said.

“Isn’t there anything I can do for you?” she wanted to know.

“I reckon not,” I replied.

“Excuse me,” said the doctor, “What the heck does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?”

“Well, this morning,” Wainzoid explained, “when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!”
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-08-2017, 07:39 PM
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I don't understand ? Why was he on the roof ?

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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I don't understand ? Why was he on the roof ?
DC21, when you're on tour in your Yugo, stop in and explain the birds and bees to buzz.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-08-2017, 08:22 PM
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why would bees be on the roof?

Plenty of scouting and good habitat makes for a great hunt.

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-08-2017, 09:13 PM
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He was probably after the birds
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-08-2017, 09:37 PM
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Who gave me the bird?
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