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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Huntingdon Co, PA
Unofficial joke of the day 12/5.4
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair>>>>>>>
on the same day were led down to
the room in which they would
meet their maker. The priest had given the
last rites, the formal
speech had been given by the warden, and a final
prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love Donald Trump. Could you please play a video his inauguration speech for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and
asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned
man, "kill me first."