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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-05-2017, 09:15 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 12/5.333

At the convent...

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you,but to grant you anything you wish," said God.
"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways," said the nun.
"There must be something you would have of me," said God.
"Well, there is one thing," she said.
"Just name it," said God.
"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."
"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."
"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.
"Name it. Please," said God.
"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."
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You just had to get that blonde joke in after the Lord promised there would be no more
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Should that read UJOTD for 12/6.. we already had a 12/5 UJOTD...You should probably keep a calendar handy
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-06-2017, 02:48 AM
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Should that read UJOTD for 12/6.. we already had a 12/5 UJOTD...You should probably keep a calendar handy
there are now 3 ujotd for 12/5....is ole bucksnort blonde ?

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You need to go to Confession now.

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You just had to get that blonde joke in after the Lord promised there would be no more
Hey let him pick on blonds, he's usually making fun of old folks.

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How many more 12/5 UJOTD are we going to have to suffer through? Will somebody please flip bucksnort's calendar page?
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How many more 12/5 UJOTD are we going to have to suffer through? Will somebody please flip bucksnort's calendar page?
Fixed it. Not sure which of the three was first, so made this one the first one of three.

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