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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-04-2017, 05:21 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 12/5

bad primer: "Doctor, I'm here about my constipation.

It's terrible. I haven't had a bowel movement in over a week.
Doctor: "I see. Have you done anything about it?"
bad primer: "Oh yes. I sit on the toilet for at least half an hour in the morning and then again in the evening."
Doctor: "No. I mean do you take anything?"
bad primer: "Of course. I take a magazine."
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It will all come out in the end.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Get a job with Amazon. Things will move then.
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man, I will be in the money after suing that quack for violating the HIPA act !


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Seen buying another magazine.
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Seen buying another magazine.

dang, caught again.

I picked up a copy of 1001 funny jokes, you should too!

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