bad primer: "Doctor, I'm here about my constipation.
It's terrible. I haven't had a bowel movement in over a week.
Doctor: "I see. Have you done anything about it?"
bad primer: "Oh yes. I sit on the toilet for at least half an hour in the morning and then again in the evening."
Doctor: "No. I mean do you take anything?"
bad primer: "Of course. I take a magazine."