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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-03-2017, 10:17 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 12/4

At a ten year reunion, the dumbest was the wealthiest.

Astonished, everyone asked:

You failed almost every class.

How are you the wealthiest?

His reply:

I mark up everything in my store 3%.

They reply:

Thatís little markup!
Impossible!

His reply:

Youíd be amazed what 3% can do for you!

I buy wholesale items for a dollar and multiply that by 3.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-04-2017, 05:47 AM
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Multiplying 3% to that "joke" would still make it a zero.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-04-2017, 05:58 AM
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-04-2017, 07:45 AM
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Three kinds of people in this world...those who are good at math, and those who ain't.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-04-2017, 07:58 AM
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Tomorrow, bucksnort is gonna do his Gazintas.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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