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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-02-2017, 07:40 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 12/2/17

Stosh asked the boss if he could get a raise.

The boss replied, "Stosh, because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate a wage increment."

With a puzzled look on his face, Stosh said, "I don't get it."

The boss replied with a sly smile, "That's right."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-02-2017, 09:22 AM
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He sure figured that out pretty quick...
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-02-2017, 12:06 PM
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Honored to have one taken from the UJOTD pages. Probably less than 3 months ago and it may have been DC21 asking for the raise. I had to break it down to 1 syllable words so Bates could understand it. I'll see if I can find it.
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I must have been absent that day.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Unofficial joke of the day 10/10
DC21 asked the boss if he could get a raise,

Boss said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment.Ē

"I don't get it,Ē said DC21

"That's right,Ē said the boss.
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I've read them both and while I think both are extremely humorous, I think my delivery is better.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-02-2017, 04:09 PM
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Your presentation and delivery was much better, you used words like 'puzzled look' and sly smile, was greatly impacted the presentation, keep up the good work
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