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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2017, 06:32 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 11/30/17

4th marriage

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2017, 06:39 AM
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Look who's back with a golden oldie.

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Now, don't you step on my blue suede shoes there, LA.

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Just thinking about being married four times would make me want a fifth.
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I swear, I've taken the fifth on a few occasions.
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He's back whoopee more good JOTD
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He's back whoopee more good JOTD

Now there's a smart man with good taste.

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He's back whoopee more good JOTD

Quote: Now there's a smart man with good taste.


so how much did you pay him to post that ? ................

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btw......again a re-run................welcome back.

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2017, 02:56 PM
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We need to get bad primer on the stsaff sso we can get original, humorous material every day, with no repeats
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