Unofficial joke of the day 11/25 - The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community
 1Likes
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-25-2017, 05:11 PM Thread Starter
Diehard Outdoorsman
 
bucksnort1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Huntingdon Co, PA
Posts: 3,324
Back To Top
Unofficial joke of the day 11/25

An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little >>>>>>>

Indian sons and stood in front of them.

He then asked, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?”

Nobody answered him.

He then asked again, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?”

Again nobody answered.

The old Indian said, “I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish.” So the Indian asked again, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?”

To which the littlest Indian replied, “I push port-a-potty over cliff.”

The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his punishment. When he is done, the little Indian asks, “Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish, father?”

The old Indian replied, “Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down!!!”
bucksnort1 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-25-2017, 06:43 PM
Regular Member
 
bad primer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: SE PA
Posts: 2,017
Back To Top
this one is almost as old as Georgie.....................

NRA life member
DU member
bad primer is offline  
post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-25-2017, 08:02 PM
Sage
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Townsend, DE
Posts: 52,307
Back To Top
The only thing salvaged from the porta-potty going over the cliff was this joke...
bad primer likes this.
RonM is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-25-2017, 08:48 PM Thread Starter
Diehard Outdoorsman
 
bucksnort1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Huntingdon Co, PA
Posts: 3,324
Back To Top
Looks like more old guy jokes coming.
bucksnort1 is offline  
post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-26-2017, 06:37 AM
Regular Member
 
bad primer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: SE PA
Posts: 2,017
Back To Top
Quote:
Originally Posted by bucksnort1 View Post
Looks like more old guy jokes coming.
as long as the jokes are new ones & funny there wont be any bad reviews...........................

NRA life member
DU member
bad primer is offline  
post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-26-2017, 06:52 AM
Diehard Outdoorsman
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Central PA
Posts: 2,950
Back To Top
Your Indian accent needs work......

“I prefer my kid hunt and fish rather than steal and deal,”
Takemrarely is offline  
post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-29-2017, 08:10 AM
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Posts: 26,979
Back To Top
Italian Fire Company

Italian Fire Department

One dark night in the small town of Roselle Park, New Jersey, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the first firefighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved, so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me.'

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president announced that the offer to extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000!

Suddenly, from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the nearby Peterstown section of Elizabeth , NJ .

This fire department was composed mainly of Italian firefighters over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed fire engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno!

Outside, the other firefighters watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their own lives. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.



The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment, he was raising the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly Italian firefighters.

A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event on film. The 'on camera' reporter asked the Italian fire chief, 'What are you going to do with all that money?'

'Wella,' said Chief Pasquale De Luccinelli, the 70-year-old fire chief, 'de fursta tinga we gonna do, isza fixa de brakes on dat truck!!'
Woods walker is offline  
post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2017, 06:47 AM
Sage
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 38,327
Back To Top
Both stolen from the JOTD archives. Btw, WW, when I told it, it was a Swedish Fire Company in Minnesota. Much funnier with the Swedes.

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
dc 21 is online now  
post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2017, 08:48 AM
Super Moderator
 
BCozhunter's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Close Enough! At least in the right country and state now.
Posts: 25,852
Back To Top
No, about the same level of funny.

Shoot straight

People are sick of politicians, and me, I hate cats in the house.
BCozhunter is online now  
post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2017, 08:56 AM
Sage
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 38,327
Back To Top
Quote:
Originally Posted by BCozhunter View Post
No, about the same level of funny.


Actually, I thought it was plumb funny with the Swedes.

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
dc 21 is online now  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome