Joke of the Day 11/23/17 - The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community
 1Likes
  • 1 Post By Laylow
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 08:19 AM Thread Starter
Sage
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 38,325
Back To Top
Joke of the Day 11/23/17

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary..

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed..

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"



HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
dc 21 is online now  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 09:02 AM
Diehard Outdoorsman
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SW PA
Posts: 3,932
Back To Top
Ditto.
Bates likes this.
Laylow is offline  
post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 09:22 AM
Sage
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Townsend, DE
Posts: 52,307
Back To Top
Happy Thanksgiving to you and the parrot..
RonM is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 09:42 AM Thread Starter
Sage
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 38,325
Back To Top
Not so happy for the turkey.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
dc 21 is online now  
post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 09:49 AM
Sage
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Townsend, DE
Posts: 52,307
Back To Top
Talking

Quote:
Originally Posted by dc 21 View Post
Not so happy for the turkey.
At least it will get him out of that cold freezer..
RonM is offline  
post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 10:47 AM
Regular Member
 
bad primer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: SE PA
Posts: 2,017
Back To Top
do you tell the same story every Thanksgiving ?


another re-run...............

NRA life member
DU member
bad primer is offline  
post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 11:01 AM Thread Starter
Sage
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 38,325
Back To Top
Yep, I'm glad you're paying attention.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
dc 21 is online now  
post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-24-2017, 06:31 AM
Super Moderator
 
BCozhunter's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Close Enough! At least in the right country and state now.
Posts: 25,849
Back To Top
That was cold.

Shoot straight

People are sick of politicians, and me, I hate cats in the house.
BCozhunter is online now  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome