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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-22-2017, 03:25 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 11/23

Priest >>>>>>>

Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... "I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?" The friend doesn't like it but being a buddy, he agrees. After mass, Bob starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks him what he's really up to. Bob feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Bob's shoulder and says... "You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago".
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-22-2017, 04:58 PM
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sorry but that is another re-run.....................

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-22-2017, 07:31 PM
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Whoa! JOTD a few weeks back. Next time, at least wait till until the body is cold.

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 09:31 AM
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Apparently jack is necromancy..
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 10:50 AM
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The last time it was a Rabbi's wife

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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 11:20 AM
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A couple months ago it was the barber..
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-23-2017, 12:00 PM
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Poor Bob keeps falling for it

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