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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-22-2017, 06:45 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 11/22/17

The first-time flier was very nervous as he buckled his seat belt before takeoff.

He turned to the woman in the next seat and asked, "About how often do jetliners like this crash?"

She thought a moment and replied, "Usually, just once."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-22-2017, 07:02 AM
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uggghhhhhhh

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uggghhhhhhh


That's what he said after her answer.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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this ones so old the humor flew away...........................

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Like Ron White said. " At least we'll be the first ones at the scene of the crash. Well beat the paramedics by at least a half hour".
Flying with engine problems.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-22-2017, 09:37 AM
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This is why I always travel by bus.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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