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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-21-2017, 06:20 AM Thread Starter
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Happy birthday buddy!!!

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd... did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
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Plenty of scouting and good habitat makes for a great hunt.

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-21-2017, 07:26 AM
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Could see that one coming, but still funny!




Maybe we'll get lucky and have a two for Tuesday today. Will have to see if the JOTD is also funny. (yes, I know that's a long shot.)
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The last one was about digging up the garden looking for buried pot..
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-21-2017, 10:32 AM
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Or stolen money from the bank robbery.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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