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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Huntingdon Co, PA
Unofficial joke of the day 11/20
1] Guys, Don't concern yourself about E.D., it just not that hard.
2] Got my nipple pierced and learned a lesson in the same instant;;; it's a bad idea to stand behind someone who is fly-casting..
3]. Don't worry about UFO's... Unidentified Landing Objects?, now that's what I worry about.
4] Didn't run the dishwasher last night, Oh well, drinking coffee from a flower vase isn't all that bad.
5] Kids today will never know the frustration of having your favorite song start playing with a darn DJ talking over the beginning of it.
6] When you ask your Mom, "Was I dropped on my head as a baby?". "Which time are we talking about?" is not the answer you want to hear.
7] "it takes a village to raise a Child" Best kind of village for that would be one with a distillery, a brewery, and a winery in it. Right?
8], Punctuation and spelling can be very important, spacing can be just as critical.
9] Ever had to deal with someone who made you think?. "It might be worth it, prison can't be as bad as they say".
10] Haven't we all had situations where your middle fingers express what you think so much better than any words you can say.
11] Saw a kidnapping in front of my house, when I turned on the sprinklers, he woke up and ran away - -I told you spacing was important.
12] Want to find out what it's like to be naked in front of strangers? If the police ask 'Do you have any weapons" - -"Why? What do you need?" is the answer that will let you find out',
13] Finally, try not to be the kind of person who, if murdered, People say. "Well that was way overdue."