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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-17-2017, 07:34 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 11/17/17

Josh could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didn't.

One day, after Josh went on and on about a subject he knew nothing about, his neighbor Stosh could stand no more.

"Do you realize," asked Stosh, "that you and I know all there is to be known?"

"Do you really think so?" said Josh. "How do you figure that?"

"Easy," answered Stosh.

"You know everything there is to know except that you're a darn idiot. And I know that!"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Is this really about Josh or the driver of the short bus, DC21?

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Is this really about Josh or the driver of the short bus, DC21?
Whoa Nelly, back up the bus. Freud would say that Josh is really dc and HPA readers are Stosh and that dc is admitting that he don't know nothing about joke writing.
Thank you dc, admitting your problem is the first step to improvement. Way to go !
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Is this really about Josh or the driver of the short bus, DC21?

No, it's really about Josh and Stosh.

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Whoa Nelly, back up the bus. Freud would say that Josh is really dc and HPA readers are Stosh and that dc is admitting that he don't know nothing about joke writing.
Thank you dc, admitting your problem is the first step to improvement. Way to go !

Freud? You're interpreting Freud? Maybe you should be seeing one of his counterparts.

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I think it was a typo.......he meant Fred........the bartender who told you to cut the legs off your bed
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I think it was a typo.......he meant Fred........the bartender who told you to cut the legs off your bed


That makes more sense. A lot more sense. I wonder if Fred has spicy brown mustard.

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I wonder if Fred has spicy brown mustard.
nope, Great Value Yellow only.

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Freud? You're interpreting Freud? Maybe you should be seeing one of his counterparts.
Oh sorry, typo. Thanks for catchin that buzz. I see Freds counterparts every Friday after work at the local waterin hole. Gallons of spicy brown mustard here.

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Fred knows his mustard!

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