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Last Saturday night, after a week of hunting, we decided to head out to grab a bite to eat. Nothing fancy, just sandwiches and a few beers. We sat at the bar because the place was not very busy. I ordered a cheeseburger and French fries. I asked the bartender, he took our order, if I could have some mustard with the burger. The food arrives and he gives me Great Value yellow mustard. Great Value yellow mustard? I thought to myself, there is no way I am fouling my burger with yellow mustard. I politely asked if he had any spicy brown mustard. I'm always polite to people handling my food. He said no, Great Value yellow was all he had. He didn't even have Great Value brown, if there is such a thing. He then offers honey mustard. Honey mustard? Where am I, Mars? I decline the honey mustard. What's up with that? I mean, it's not like Gulden's or some other spicy brown mustard is so expensive they couldn't afford to offer two different kinds. I decided to put Heinz ketchup on it instead of yellow mustard.
Btw, I wouldn't have used any brand of yellow mustard on my burger. Also, the burger was pretty darn good even without the spicy brown mustard.
What's on your burger? Brown or yellow?
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