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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-22-2017, 06:49 PM Thread Starter
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Unofficial joke of the day 9/22

Robot >>>>>>>>
A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to
the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,
space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and
says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR,
Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will
try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The
guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"SO, you people still happy that Trump won the election?
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will
try it one MORE more time.
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The
guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 25."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"SO, what made you vote for Hillary ?
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