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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-22-2017, 07:05 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/22/17

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know............ you left your Injun running!!!"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-22-2017, 09:04 AM
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The so called joke and Injun ran out of gas .
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Good one....
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At first, I was worried about Tonto...then I realized, summer's over.

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just my opinion but the post was overheated from the start............................................. ...

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-22-2017, 09:23 AM Thread Starter
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Uh-oh. I think half of the 25 percent gang missed the short bus today. Hey Wald, how much is half of the 25 percent gang? This is a tough one, take your time.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Uh-oh. I think half of the 75 percent gang missed the short bus today. Hey Wald, how much is half of the 75 percent gang? This is a tough one, take your time.
Your Philly math is terrible, take off yer socks for more digits to count. Fixed post math for ya

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I think you've been watching too much Jethro again.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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