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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-21-2017, 07:37 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/21/17

Nearing the end of a hard life, old Ed was surrounded by his loved ones. As he sensed his final moment was approaching, he gathered all his strength and whispered:

“I must tell you my greatest secret.”

His family members were all ears, and urged him to go on.

“Before I got married, I had it all,” explained Ed.

“Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me..

…‘Get married and start a family. Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you’re on your deathbed.’

“So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds. And now here we are…

“And you know what?”

“What?” Whispered the fascinated members of his family.

“I’m not even thirsty!”

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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either the humor died before the end of this tale or it was watered down so much that
it sank....................

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-21-2017, 10:43 AM
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Well, I certainly won't be making the same mistakes that fool made.

Now, where did I put the keys to my Ferrari?

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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