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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-19-2017, 07:18 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/19/17

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage.

"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open itís heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make a pittance and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic.....

"Try doing it with the engine running."

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Cute
Inaccurate, but still cute.

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Revved me up a little.

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Revved me up a little.
Sounded more like a backfire to me

"Lazy people think of the easy way to do the hard stuff"
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