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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-17-2017, 07:49 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/17/17

A wife returns from her medical appointment and says to her husband, "The doctor recommended me to spend one month on a cruise for the sea air, one month in the mountains for the fresh mountain air and one month in Arizona for the dry desert air to improve my health. Now, where will you take me first?


Husband, "the first place I'm gonna take you is to another doctor!"
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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these "jokes" are going down hill......................

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Maybe HE needs to see a different Dr.
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Isn't their motto supposed to be, first do no harm?

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He should take her to a travel agent to book her trips. Then he can enjoy peace and quiet for three months.


That guy is just like the JOTD writers; got it all wrong again.

Shoot straight

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That guy is just like the JOTD writers; got it all wrong again.

Really? I thought he was more like the 25 percenters.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Says the guy that posted the dumb joke.......

Shoot straight

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So, once again, you admit it's a joke. Thank you.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Says the guy that posted the dumb joke.......
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So, once again, you admit it's a joke. Thank you.
We keep falling for that one. Our collective minds shall overcome!

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