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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-16-2017, 06:15 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/16/17

Three young women in their thirties are on a road trip and are tearing down the freeway. unfortunatley, they lose control, the car flips over the guard rail on to the opposite lanes and gets smashed by an eighteen wheeler.

Up at the pearly gates, all three of them are greeted by St. Peter. He tells them. "All of you led very good lives down on earth, so all of you will be admitted into paradise. The only rule: "DON'T STEP ON THE DUCKS."

Confused, they all ask "Um ... what?"

St. Peter says "If you step on one duck, it quacks. If a duck quacks, other ducks will start quacking, and ... well ... you'll see."

With that, the gates opened and the three waltzed inside. And, sure enough, All of heaven is covered with ducks. there is almost no room to walk with the millions of ducks.

A day of careful stepping later, the first woman steps on a duck. Seconds later, every single duck in heaven is quacking. It's so loud the women aren't suprised if earth could hear it. Hours later, when the quacking ceased, an angel appears with a very ugly man and chains him to the lady and tells her this is her eternal punishment for the duck-stepping.

Not wanting the same fate, the other two women become very cautious for the next week, but sure enough, the second lady steps on a duck.

An angel soon appears and chains her to the ugliest man she has even seen.

The third lady becomes so careful that, a year-and-a-half later, she is still duck-free. Then, an angel appears next to her with a very handsome man and chains him to her.

Thinking that this must be a reward for her good-doing she asks the man gleefully "What did I do to deserve this?"

And the man replies with a grimace, "I don't know about you lady, but I stepped on a duck."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-16-2017, 09:14 AM
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Didn't stepping on a duck used to mean something else?

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"With that, the gates opened and the three waltzed inside".

Just like women always waltzing around.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-16-2017, 10:57 AM
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means nothing without pictures...

maybe the JOTD and POTD should team up and post the joke of the day based on the picture
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DLM. Are we sure that was Heaven?

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-16-2017, 04:24 PM
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still waiting.................

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