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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-14-2017, 08:07 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/14/17

POLICEMAN: Sir, we've received a complaint that your dog has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.

Man: Thatís impossible. My dog doesnít know how to ride a bicycle!
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-14-2017, 08:33 AM
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I think Grandpa told that one in 1898
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I think Grandpa told that one in 1898
Probably wasn't funny then, either.

ďThere is Truth in the Old Saying, That if you make yourself a Sheep, the Wolves will eat you.Ē
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Talking calendars, spy TV's, and now dogs riding bicycles....mercy, what's next?

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Talking calendars, spy TV's, and now dogs riding bicycles....mercy, what's next?

Chicken crossing the road jokes.
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I think Grandpa told that one in 1898


Let's see, if you remember grandpa telling that joke in 1898 that puts you over the 100 year old mark. What's the secret to long life Wald? Reading the JOTD morning?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Let's see, if you remember grandpa telling that joke in 1898 that puts you over the 100 year old mark. What's the secret to long life Wald? Reading the JOTD morning?
He told it then, I didn't say I heard it then. So far by the grace of GOD I am still alive after hearing the JOTD. I know giving you finer points is cathartic
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Talking calendars, spy TV's, and now dogs riding bicycles....mercy, what's next?
A good joke?
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A good joke?
How about something easier?

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