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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-13-2017, 08:22 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/13/17

At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Irving and said, “I need a favor. I’m sneaking around with the Rabbi’s wife. Can you keep him busy in synagogue for an hour after services for me?”

Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris’ lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.

After services, he struck up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking him all sorts of stupid questions – just to keep him occupied.

After some time the wise Rabbi became suspicious and asked, “Irving what are you really up to?”

Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confessed to the Rabbi, “I’m sorry, Rabbi, my friend Morris is sneaking around with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”

The Rabbi smiled, put a brotherly hand on Irving’s shoulder and said, “You’d better hurry home, Irving. My wife died two years ago!”
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-13-2017, 12:35 PM
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Morris' un-Orthodox approach doesn't seem to be working out too well.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Oy Vey!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-13-2017, 05:29 PM
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Wait til ol Morris finds out it wasn't the rabbis wife, and that girl was lieing to him all along.....jokes on ol Morris......

I'll bet ol Irving will never let Morris live that down...............

The two of them will laugh like crazy every time they tell the story about that mix up...........:icon_rolleyes_zp s90

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Morris and the Mrs..
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