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Joke of the Day 9/11/17

A married couple, trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle in Manhatten, went to a party.

The conversation turned to Mozart. "Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!" Commented a particularly snobbish woman.

The wife, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, "Ah, Mozart. Youíre so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Penn station."

There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at her. Her husband was mortified. He pulled her away and whispered, "We're leaving right now. Get your coat and let's get out of here."

As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself.

Finally his wife turned to him. "You're angry about something."

"Oh really? You noticed?" he sneered. "I've never been so embarrassed in my life! We were trying to make a good impression on those people. You saw Mozart take the No.5 bus to Penn station? You idiot! Don't you know the No.5 bus doesn't go to Penn station?"

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This JOTD needs to be thrown under the #5 bus.
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This JOTD needs to be thrown under the #5 bus.

Tell Mozart I said hello.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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I think the humor here has left on the bus....................

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Silly woman...everyone knows Mozart has been decomposing for a long time.
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Silly woman...everyone knows Mozart has been decomposing for a long time.

No wonder the number 5 bus smells bad.

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I think the humor here has left on the bus....................

Was that you driving it away?

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Silly woman...everyone knows Mozart has been decomposing for a long time.
OH! so now the punchline to my Beethoven joke is funny . Whats Mozart got that Beethoven don"t?

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A bus pass?

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Whats Mozart got that Beethoven don"t?
A cool name...Wolfgang Amadeus. Hello.

Ludwig Van....pfffffft. What kinda name is that?

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