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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-08-2017, 07:28 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/8/17

A Muslim immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible."

The doctor examines him and then says: "You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."

The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor 2 weeks later and says "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me ?"

The doctor replied, "You were Homesick."

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Wrong on many levels...but very funny.

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