A Muslim immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible."
The doctor examines him and then says: "You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor 2 weeks later and says "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me ?"
The doctor replied, "You were Homesick."
Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious