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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-06-2017, 07:38 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/6/17

10 Fun Facts

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap

2. You can't count your hair

3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out

4. You just tried no. 3

6. When you did no. 3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog

7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled

8. You skipped no. 5

9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5

10. I love these things!
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Actually only 9 fun facts, count em..
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who decided/ thought those are "fun" facts ?
also where is the JOTD ?

and no, you are not akin to Rodney Dangerfield...........he was funny !

oh well, tomorrow is another opportunity for you .............................

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My brain can't let it go...I'm going on a search for #5.


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#1 can be done ,it just burns
#2 can be done if you have no hair
#3 yes you can
#4 I did not try
#5
#6 did not do #3
#7 Not fooled, not smiling
#8 yep
#9 nope
#10, You are the only one

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Here is the missing fun fact......... bad primer and Wald were face timing each other trying to breathe through their noses with their tongues out.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Here is the missing fun fact......... bad primer and Wald were face timing each other trying to breathe through their noses with their tongues out.
See my response to #4
whats a face time?

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whats a face time?

It's kinda like talking to a calendar but with people.
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The JOTD staff needs finding new material.

Shoot straight

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The JOTD staff needs finding new material.
that has to be the under statement of the year !

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