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Joke of the Day 9/5/17

Husband to wife's doctor: "Doc, Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?"

Doctor, "Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Al is my name and it's my mony, al mony and don't you forget it!

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we should get money for reading these posts........................

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Wasn't labor day yesterday?

Maybe Wald can lend ya his calendar.
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I'm testing out the Labor Day joke for 2018. Think of yourselves as a test audience.

I'd like to get his talking calendar but he won't part with it.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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we should get money for reading these posts........................

HaHaHaHa.....I can't stop laughing at this one. bad primer wants to get paid to read the JOTD. Can I use that one for tomorrow?

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I'm testing out the Labor Day joke for 2018. Think of yourselves as a test audience.

I'd like to get his talking calendar but he won't part with it.
test audience? , yea, you're testing our patience alright. And stop making my calendar go "Moo"

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HaHaHaHa.....I can't stop laughing at this one. bad primer wants to get paid to read the JOTD. Can I use that one for tomorrow?

of course you can use it. you will likely get more laughs from that than something you would normally post

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