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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-04-2017, 09:19 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 9/4/17

A man is sitting with his wife in the hospital while she is in labor with his first child.

While in labor, She starts screaming, "Don't! Won't! Couldn't! Can't! Didn't!"

The man then asks the doctor, "Why is she screaming those words?".

The doctor then replied, "She's having her contractions".



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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-04-2017, 09:45 AM
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she must be a union member........................................

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-04-2017, 10:26 AM
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Sounds more like what Bcoz says every morning before he opens the JOTD........

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Sounds more like what Bcoz says every morning before he opens the JOTD........
Usually I just say Didn't, after opening it. As in, it Didn't make me laugh......

But this one did make me smile....briefly.

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Usually I just say Didn't, after opening it. As in, it Didn't make me laugh......

But this one did make me smile....briefly.

He must be wearing his tighty whiteys this morning.

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Good one

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