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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-28-2017, 07:25 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 8/28/17

Two rednecks, Skeeter and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Skeeter turns to Bubba and says, “You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to Community College and sign up for some classes.”

Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Skeeter goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Skeeter says. 'What 's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true , I do have a yard .'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.' '

And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Skeeter shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar.

He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Bubba says, 'What's that?'

Skeeter says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weedeater?”

Bubba answers “No.”

Skeeter replies “Then you must be gay!”

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Rerun, and not that far back.

DC, did You quit on Your Oldtimers meds?

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No, I was checking to see if you quit yours.

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Rerun, and not that far back.

DC, did You quit on Your Oldtimers meds?
I think this time the names were changed to protect the guilty.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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you're never disappointed by a joke that starts off being about "rednecks"
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No, I was checking to see if you quit yours.
Maybe...

“There is Truth in the Old Saying, That if you make yourself a Sheep, the Wolves will eat you.”
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