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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-26-2017, 07:49 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 8/26/17

A snail was walking down a dark alley when he was mugged by a gang of turtles.

A police detective came to investigate and asked the snail if he could explain what happened.

The snail, obviously shook up from the attack, had a confused look on his face and replied, " I don't know, it all happened so fast."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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What a sluggish tale.

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What can I say, it's a slow day.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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I didn't know snails could walk.
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I didn't know snails could walk.

See that, the JOTD is educational too.
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Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Mutant turtles, no doubt.

And yeah, I chuckled.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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And yeah, I chuckled.
Shhh, talking like that might cut back on the beatings!
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......... ha

Every day you see it on the news. Another felons life needlessly spared by inaccurate fire.

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............ ha

Every day you see it on the news. Another felons life needlessly spared by inaccurate fire.

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